we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do plants get herpes?
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