Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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