we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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