I can tuck mytits in my pants
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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