I wanna passion pit in your ass
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I believe in your delicious
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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