For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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