My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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