I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Randomize
