just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
