But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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