And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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