tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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