Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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