why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Randomize
