she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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