i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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