We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's blow job season.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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