whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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