Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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