I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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