I don't think brook has ever known best
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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