I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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