In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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