Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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