ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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