she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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