So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How external is "for external use only"?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
