Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
...so i touched it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my being single is dangerous.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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