In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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