So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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