Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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