I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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