Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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