I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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