Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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You. Win. At. Life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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