my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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