yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
two words...techno handjob
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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