i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my poor anus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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