After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
