She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
vagina is talking i cant
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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