I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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