I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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