Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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