I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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