would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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