hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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