this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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