Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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