I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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