If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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