so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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